Sunday, May 31, 2009
♥ Two-timing before the wedding?
Surprise surprise!! Right before his wedding with S tomorrow afternoon, Benjamin was spotted flirting with Minhua!! Looks like there's some confusion going on. Previous speculations that Benjamin could be a girl might be true. This time round, he has chosen Minhua to be his new target.





Beware. Experts predict a spike in the number of cases of depression soon. Minhua's ginormous fan base is like Mount St Helen waiting to erupt...if news of Benjamin and him going steady were to reach his fanclub, the consequences will be unimaginable. Girls once paired up with Benjamin will be subjected to symptoms such has heartache, headache, dehydration and maybe a 2-day diarrhoea. Stock piling of medicines such as panadol and epidural is taking place in major pharmacies. Should you require any medical attention or counselling, please call 1800-236-52646 (1800-ben-jamin).
Best of luck.
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