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Sunday, May 31, 2009

♥ Two-timing before the wedding?

Surprise surprise!! Right before his wedding with S tomorrow afternoon, Benjamin was spotted flirting with Minhua!! Looks like there's some confusion going on. Previous speculations that Benjamin could be a girl might be true. This time round, he has chosen Minhua to be his new target.

Beware. Experts predict a spike in the number of cases of depression soon. Minhua's ginormous fan base is like Mount St Helen waiting to erupt...if news of Benjamin and him going steady were to reach his fanclub, the consequences will be unimaginable. Girls once paired up with Benjamin will be subjected to symptoms such has heartache, headache, dehydration and maybe a 2-day diarrhoea. Stock piling of medicines such as panadol and epidural is taking place in major pharmacies. Should you require any medical attention or counselling, please call 1800-236-52646 (1800-ben-jamin).

Best of luck.

I AM GRUMPY.
10:09 PM

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

♥ Stalker Alert!?

One fine day, as chin chin went out for a walk, he saw something shiny on the floor. Due to his curiousity, he wanted to find out what that shiny object was. To his surprise, it turned out to be a mirror. But that was not the surprise. The surprise was really what was IN the mirror-- the reflection of his tall self, and a stalker...


After much research, we, the Chin's Security Agency, have managed to find hints as to who this stalker is. However, as photos are of poor resolution, the identity of this stalker has yet to be confirmed.



As of now, the photo on the left is the photo with the clearest resolution of this stalker. Unfortunately, her face is not completely revealed.











One thing for sure, she has undertaken many disguises to stalk chin chin. Anyone with clues as to who she is should contact the Chin's Security Agency immediately.

Thank you.


I AM GRUMPY.
9:14 PM

Friday, May 1, 2009

♥ Scandal of the Month

The two students above have been caught by our very own photographer along the road to Khatib MRT station. Throughout the journey, both were laughing and giggling merrily as they whisper words to each other. Unfortunately, the news report team was unable to eavesdrop on their conversation. Public have expressed their discontent and disappointment towards their behavior. More importantly, they were exceptionally unhappy with their inability to be more discreet and got caught in the act. Passer-By, 17 who refused to reveal his identity, said: "Absolutely Scandalous!", before heading to the bowling alley to prepare for his upcoming competitions. Readers, who have any idea regarding the identity of the suspects, can feel free to share with us, as the only clues we have is that the male is carrying a 'shark' bag and the female is holding a predominantly black file with vertical stripes. Your help would be greatly appreciated! Once again, remembered to stay tuned next month for more interesting & juicy news.

-May =)

P.S. I know my English is bad!!!

I AM GRUMPY.
3:00 PM

♥ How to win her heart

This will be a great resource for the future suitors of G******, aka G.
G here does not refer to Grace. Take note.

To get G's attention, here are some things you must do:
1. Watch 'Banana in Pajamas" whenever you can
2. Learn how to speak like a banana
3. Learn the banana kick
4. Learn the banana dance
5. Make a banana cake for G

With these skills equipped, G will definitely notice your charms. And with that, you will be one step closer to winning her heart.

I wish you the best of luck.

I AM GRUMPY.
11:27 AM


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